Dads and Tumblr
I just saw a friend of mine who graduated two years ago and she’s already married, about to finish college and has a kid and I’m just here struggling to open a peanut butter jar and I’m wearing the same clothes I wore yesterday.
Rick O’Connell: a summary
He enjoys moonlit walks, romping through fields, and destroying everything in my house
If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby
#you signed the contract mr baggins